Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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