so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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