We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
do nipples grow back?
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