I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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