Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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