I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
id be glad to
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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