I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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