I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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