Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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