Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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