she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
