I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Nicole vs. Life
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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