Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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