Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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