You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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