windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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