Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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