so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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