New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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