chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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