White coat. Heels.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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