jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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