well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Randomize
