dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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