Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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