Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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