Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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