I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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