Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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