yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
