sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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