you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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