so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
