I want to stick my p in your. b.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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