she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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