..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I think I died a long time ago.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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