i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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