I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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