can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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