I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You know, be my cock's hype man.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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