the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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