so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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