I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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