I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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