i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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