Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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