they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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