About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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