you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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