to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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