im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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