i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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