just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
