gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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