Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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