we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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