Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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