So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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