we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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