I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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