People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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