Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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